Maia's incredible beauty makes me want to write cheesy poetry

Maia giggles, Maia smiles
and she opens her eyes like two freakin' little stars

Maia bounces, Maia laughs
and both her chubby cheeks bounce at once

Maia babbles, Maia hugs
and gives wet kisses which are kinda nice

Oh, mi Maia, qué guapa que está!
you should go and check her right now!